You Can Now Permanently Embed a Vibrator Inside You
Self-driving cars, drone deliveries, and now Bluetooth-controlled, embeddable vibrator – we TRULY live in the future! According to YourTango, a company called Orgasmia is hoping to end those embarrassing “oh sh*t someone’s at the door” moments and replace them with “yep, I’m masturbating on a bus and no one even knows” moments. Pretty rad.
Via YourTango:
The Orgasmia makes sure to hit the right spot, by having “clitoral legs” in order to stimulate theclitoris from within. You will be able to control it through Bluetooth technology, meaning you’d be able to control it with your smart phone or other electronic devices compatibile with Bluetooth.
Fun factory brags (and teases) via their website, “The device can be used on its own for hands-free orgasms, to enhance the experience of sex with a partner, or to address a variety of sexual complaints, including unsatisfying intercourse, extended separation from a partner, or even lack of time for sex. Even better than the long-awaited ‘female Viagra,’ Orgasmia gives women control over their arousal and pleasure.”
There has to be a catch to this toy, right? Oh, yeah – YOU HAVE TO GET IT SURGICALLY IMPLANTED AND IT COSTS $6,500. But can you really put a price on on-demand orgasms? What do you think?