Today is Miley Cyrus day! Later in the day we’ll share our top 5 reasons WE TOLD YOU SO that Miley Cyrus and Liam Neeson Gallagher Hemsworth’s engagement wasn’t gonna work out. We knew it way back when he mistakenly popped the question, and it was proved right yesterday in a confirmed statement from Miley’s publicist.

BUT MORE ON THAT LATER.

For now…

How about a look at what Miley’s new single “Wrecking Ball” would look like if it was performed by Chad Kroeger and his super Canadian, SUPER awful band, Nickleback. Note: if you don’t know who Nickelback is other than them being made fun of on the internet, consider yourself lucky that you didn’t have to hear this atrocity on the radio every 60 minutes in high school. Check this creepiness out:

I’m still not sure the video is as creepy as the Nic Cage version, but the lyrics, man, they kind of go perfectly with that guttural, forced yell-sing that Chad does, huh? Congrats, Miley, you made something that sounds like a Nickelback song*!

*- That is not a compliment.