When you think of tea, what do you think of? A cozy night in where you watch Eat, Pray, Love and cry the whole time and then immediately return it so your roommate doesn’t know? Or maybe your mornings when you say you’re going to stop drinking coffee, but then you realize you are completely unable to function without the sweet jolt of ultra-powered caffeine that Starbucks injects into Pike Place Roast? Or perhaps it was the time you tried to have friends over for a “tea night” and ended up just getting drunk on peach schnapps because tea is boring.

Either way, you probably don’t think of this: