Did you think this was going to be a Courtney Stodden video? Or maybe Ke$ha? Or I don’t know, one of those Rebecca Black type things? Nope. This is a new brand of awful – by a boy band called Heart 2 Heart.

I initially held back on judgement because Heart 2 Heart is a boy band (I think; one of those might be a lesbian) and I am a product of the early 90s. I had posters of N’Sync and Backstreet Boys LITERALLY WALLPAPERING my room. However, after an unbearably long 45 seconds of this video, I realize that this is far worse that any boy band of my middle school years. This is terrible. This is repulsive. This is a auto-tuned piece of sh*t about Facebook, and it is probably the worst thing I have ever heard or seen. Although I do have one important question:

HOW DO THEY MAKE THEIR HAIR STAY LIKE THAT? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.