If someone asked you what the world’s most dangerous sex position is, what would you say? No, it’s not dangling from a crane that’s caught on fire 80 stories up, it’s one you’ve likely tried many times.

Via VICE:

The world’s most dangerous sex position isn’t kinky, it isn’t experimental, it isn’t face-sitting or an adventurous take on the Wheelbarrow or anything to do with exercise balls, stairs, or resistance play. You’ve probably even tried it. 

Because according to UK-based surgeon Dr Karan Raj, who makes educational TikTok videos for his five-million strong following, the world’s most dangerous sex position is none other than the humble Reverse Cowgirl.

Say WHAT? So wait, why is it so dangerous?

In a viral video released last year, Raj described how the Reverse Cowgirl position was responsible for “50 per cent” of penile fractures in the bedroom.

As this is a position where the receiver is on top, the giver is unable to regulate the speed and momentum of the thrusts, and, as Raj deadpanned, “if there’s any erratic thrusting or the movements of the two parties are not in sync, it could lead to the male jabberwocky [sic.] slipping out and being crushed by the female pubic bone”.

Oh DEAR GOD. Alright. Let’s all go ahead and cross this one off our list of faves.