We’ve often talked about the health benefits of getting booty, from weight loss to mood enhancements and even longer lifespan. We definitely stand by our claims and hope anyone, of any age or ethnicity or body type, feels compelled to let boot-knockin’ help them on their path to healthy living.

BUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

According to The Daily Mail, Pauline Potter of Sacramento, CA, was over 600 pounds and well on her way to becoming the World’s Fattest Woman when she and her husband (who weighs as much as one of her legs, in case you were wondering [you probably weren’t]) started experiencing marital problems and they split. The depression caused by the break up lead Pauline to succumb even more to her food addiction, consuming 10,000 calories a day, and she soon hit 728 pounds, making her the fattest woman in the world on record.

It took hearing of Pauline’s record breaking weight for her husband Alex to jet back to her side, and now according to Pauline, she is slowly losing the weight due to “marathon sex sessions” oh my god oh my god oh my god.

Via The Daily Mail: The ‘sexathons’ with Alex, who has visited her twice a month for four days at a time, have had a dramatic effect on her size, helping her shed a stone each month by sweating off the calories.
‘I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,’ she told Closer Magazine.
Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than Alex does, the couple are able to enjoy sex using different positions.
And although Pauline isn’t yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom.

I’m trying to put my judgement aside for a second and be thankful that a woman of this, um, stature, is working to drop some of the quarter ton she needs to to be even considered “obese.” However, it’s the idea of her husband that is truly bothersome.

A fetish is a fetish, I suppose, but if they broke up and it took her becoming the FATTEST WOMAN IN THE HISTORY OF RECORD-KEEPING for him to realize his “true love” for her, then this dude is a grade-A, unforgivable CREEP.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS GUY, PAULINE! You can totally (deep breath) do better than him.