You know when someone hands you their business card, and you’re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so much boring). Luckily, we have Dr. Hajnal Kiprov, here to revamp our business contact experience with a bright pink business card with a miniature representation of what the plastic surgeon can do for your bust.

I know that two little rubber inserts on a 2 X 3 card are all the proof it takes for me to let a guy pump saline into my body, what about you?