We at OBC have always supported free-spirited sexual adventure. Whether it’s new positions, a sex-only booty
call, or a little help from a friend, there are few things more exciting than gettin’ a little kinky with someone you trust.

That last part is pretty key – if you’re going to get down and dirty, make sure it’s with someone who isn’t a total d*ck, or you might end up like the poor woman in Russia who was abandoned in the throes of passion when her partner ditched her after a sex-capade gone wrong. Via Gawker:

“A middle-aged woman found naked outside her apartment with her head stuck in a staircase handrail told police she was having sex with her boyfriend in public in order to “spice things up.”

Authorities were alerted to the situation by a concerned neighbor who determined that the woman was unable to free herself.

When emergency workers arrived at the apartment complex in the western Russia city of Lipetsk last Wednesday night, they were shocked to discover the birthday-suited 46-year-old on all fours, with her head wedged firmly between two bars on the building’s stairway railing.

Her boyfriend was nowhere to be found.”

Some sources say that the boyfriend bailed because he was actually married and didn’t want to get caught in the act, but either way, lady, throw that dude to the curb. Any decent guy would make sure you were at least clothed before alerting police to the unfortunate, awkward, and embarrassing incident.

We still give ya props though, girl! Way to go, and don’t let that asshat stop you!

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