We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we’ll share either way, because what isn’t fun about A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS SHE HAD A THIRD BREAST IMPLANTED IN HER CHEST?

Via Jezebel:

Twenty-one year old Jasmine Tridevil—probably not her real name—reportedly spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to implant a third breast on her body.

The massage therapist from Tampa, Florida told Real Radio 104.1 that she went through the the surgery because she’s hoping to land a reality show with MTV and to ward off men. “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she explained.

That was the story we heard yesterday, and boy was it full of WTFs. From the thought that a single boob would cost 20Gs, to the idea that that she’d spend that much to get a crappy reality show where she probably wouldn’t make that much back, to, of course, her claim that it’s to “ward off men,” ugh. We don’t know how we didn’t realize this was fake the moment we saw it. Sadly, we had to be harshly reminded of the world we live in when she showed up on local news and showed her “third breast” and it looked, DUH, fake as hell:

I guess what they say is true. Some stories are too good to be true, and oh also bitches be cray.