Good morning, everyone! How are you tod- NEVER MIND WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT, WE HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY.

First off, we need to talk about this Teen Mom sex tape scandal. It’s been all over the tabloids for the past few weeks, and I’ve largely ignored it because Teen Mom is a deplorable, idiotic show that makes Jersey Shore look like Nova and should make MTV executives seriously reconsider their life choices, so I didn’t want to give them any more publicity.

But in case you haven’t heard, here’s the jist of it: Farrah Abraham (one of MTV’s Teen Mom’s and mother to Sofia) was spotted walking hand-in-hand with porn star James Deen into porn company Vivid Entertainment’s offices. Rumors began to swirl that the two were dating, until Deen put a stop to them, saying that no, they weren’t dating, but they did film a porno together – and that Farrah was planning on marketing it as a “stolen” sex-tape, when in reality it was a straight-up porno with the intention to sell. Farrah got pissed, told the world JD had a small peen, and then cashed in on a “seven-figure settlement” with Vivid.

That gets us to yesterday, when LIKE CLOCKWORK the first stills of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” were released to TMZ. And lo and behold, they don’t look anything like a “leaked private sex tape,” they look like any low-ish budget professional porn shoot from Brazzers. So, so lame and ridiculous and annoying, but also, well, KIND OF HOT?

Click here for the full set of photos at TMZ

So now we’re kind of curious… James Deen says it’s “amazing,” and the first stills are pretty high quality and the girl is admittedly hot in that daddy-issues kind of way, SO WHAT IS THERE TO DO?

Do you NOT watch because she’s just another reality parasite making money off our collective desire to watch train wrecks (preferably naked train wrecks)? Or do you watch it because, hell, she’s already made her money it’s not like ONE PERSON is going to change the status of reality fame-whore-dom, and sometimes humans think with their naughty bits?

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!