While we don’t believe even a shred of our daily “horoscopes”, we have to say it’s fun to listen in on weird astrology stuff and see if any of it applies to our actual realities. So we had to check it out when Bustle said they knew who you should date during quarantine, according to your zodiac sign. Huh.

Via Bustle:

ARIES:

Aries needs to be with someone who’s as passionate and active as they are. As astrologers Amy Zerner and Monte Farber tell Bustle, you need someone who can appreciate your energetic approach to living, so they can make your “Aries flame burn even brighter.” A homebody like Taurus or Cancer might not be the right match for you at this time.

TAURUS:

Taurus enjoys simplicity. According to Zerner and Farber, you tend to like people who are plain-spoken, sincere, and not afraid to be themselves. The last person you should invest your energy into right now is the aspiring Instagram influencer.

GEMINI:

Geminis are sociable, flirty, and known for getting bored fairly easily. “It can be difficult for Geminis to make peace with the idea that one person can satisfy all of their needs,” Zerner and Farber say. You have no problem leaving people on read. But to save yourself from unnecessary drama during quarantine, you may want to avoid dating anyone who’s serious about getting into a relationship if that’s not what you’re looking for.

CANCER:

Sensitive and emotional Cancers need to know they’re with someone who’s dependable and truly wants to be with them. According to Zerner and Farber, Cancers need to be supported, nurtured, and loved unconditionally. During lockdown, you’ll likely be on the lookout for someone you can emotionally connect with.

LEO:

Fiery Leos need a fun partner, down for anything, and will give them the attention they crave. According to Zerner and Farber, “Leo expects to be treated like royalty and needs total commitment of faithfulness and adoration from a loved one. Consequently, Leo’s fire will make their partner shine, too.”

VIRGO:

Virgos tend to be extremely picky about whom they get close to, both physically and emotionally. According to Zerner and Farber, it’s pretty common to find a Virgo spending long periods of time alone. So, finding a partner during quarantine may not be at the top of your priority list.

LIBRA:

Venus-ruled Libra is one of the most positive signs for relationships, both romantic and committed. According to Zerner and Farber, if Libra is in a relationship, they need to be supported, cared for, admired, and even exalted.

SCORPIO:

Scorpio expects passion, intensity, and absolute faithfulness in their relationships. “Scorpios usually keep their feelings and thoughts to themselves, for they’re usually too deep for mere words,” Zerner and Farber say. When it comes to dating, you need to be on the lookout for someone who’s patient and unafraid of the intensity of being in a relationship with you.

SAGGITARIUS:

Sagittarius expects their partner to be open-minded, stimulating, amusing, and respectful of their need for freedom. Anyone who gets jealous quickly or expects to spend all their free time with you is definitely not the right one.

CAPRICORN:

It’s no secret that Capricorns love working, and will often put off having a love life to accomplish their professional goals. But if you’re trying to date during quarantine, try finding someone who is just as passionate about their career.

AQUARIUS:

As an Aquarius, you make friends with all kinds of different people and expect your romantic partner to do the same. You want someone who can easily fit in with your group of friends and can join a Zoom party without feeling awkward.

PISCES:

To a Pisces, there is no difference between love, affection, and romance. According to Zerner and Farber, “Pisces is romantic, eager to please, and easily adapts to the demands of a relationship.” You’re someone who’ll date with the intention of finding their quarantine love story.