I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world)  for karma to exist. However, when I hear a story like this, it makes me believe that maybe, in a teeny tiny way, karma might be playing a role in our lives. Or maybe this was just really good luck.

Darren C. Abbey is a white supremacist from Boise, Idaho. According to IHeartChaos, he was drinking at Bayview, a local watering hole, when he decided to thrust his racist views upon the world by yelling at a black man in the bar named Marlon Baker, telling him to leave and “threatening to stab [him]  if he would not,” because (obviously) “blacks are not welcome here.”

According to the report, Baker decided to leave (probably because he was a smart, rational human being who didn’t want to stir up a commotion), but Abbey decided to follow him to his car, continuing with his racist remarks, and then decided to try and punch him. Bad idea, dude. What he didn’t know was the Baker was the champion of the Spokane boxing club, so when this drunken idiot tried to hit him, he promptly knocked the guy out in one punch. ONE PUNCH. AMAZING.

According to the report, when Abbey came to, he was arrested for misdemeanor battery and felony malicious harassment. DOUBLE WHAMMY.