We’ve had many debates here at BCU, deciding what is more awesome, what is more awful, and sometimes even which bath-salts-ingesting criminal is more psychotic. It was only a matter of time before we got to a little skin-crawling, cringe-worthy edition of “Which is More Embarrassing,” and today is that day!

First off, we have this grandmother, who decided that it’s never too late to get on the “old ladies rapping” train, even though that train left the station in 1998.

Eeesh. Pretty painful, no? Something tells me I’d have been A-OK if I’d never heard an 80 year old woman say the words “horny” and “boys” in the same sentence. Now for a mortifying video from a non-octonegarian – this clip comes from the world’s oldest game show, The Wheel of Fortune, where one college kid was given the easiest bonus round phrase ever, or so we all thought.

Ah yes, magic pand! Of COURSE!! I think Zach should really consider contacting the producers of the show and demanding that they reconsider their choice for a “correct” answer. I mean, obviously magic pand is far more correct than magic “WAND,” whatever the hell THAT is.