There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath… Ali vs Frazier… Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home the honor of being MOST AWESOME. In this battle, we must put our love of female anatomy up against an almost sitcom-funny news story; in BCU’s Which is more awesome: Great Wall of Vagina Vs Bomb Squad Vibrator.

The Great Wall of Vagina

This is the Great Wall of Vagina. It is an art exhibit by artist Jamie McCartney and it’s located in Brighton, England. A 9-meter long (that’s 30 feet for us backwards Americans) plaster wall sculpture, it features the genitalia of 400 women, and as the artist’s website states:

McCartney set out to make this project as broad and inclusive as possible. The age range of the women is from 18 to 76. Included are mothers and daughters, identical twins, transgendered men and women as well as a woman pre and post natal and another one pre and post labiaplasty.

So, yeah. There are some 75 year old vajays up there, just FYI, but feel free to click on the above image to read more about the sculpture and see a more detailed (re: NSFW) picture of the sculptures. AWESOME? Awesome.

And the competition:

Bomb Squad Vibrator

This a big “woops” moment for the Russian bomb squad: according to reports, they were called in to a post office in Petrozavodsk after a postal worker inside reported a box making a mysterious “ticking” noise. The public was evacuated, the bomb squad suited up, and the dangerous, Hurt Locker-style event went down. Or something like that. After a few minutes of intense, careful poking around, the box was finally opened, revealing…

an accidentally turned on vibrator. Imagine how relieved the public was! THANK GOD, we were evacuated and probably had to wait hours to send a package that was time-sensitive, because imagine the terror of potentially being… um, vibrated… on. In my head I picture a hilarious laugh-track going off and the lead character making a funny “MY BAAAAD” face, but in reality I bet someone got fired. And on top of that someone else never got their vibrator. How disappointing. But let’s be honest, PRETTY AWESOME.

So, the all important question:

WHICH IS MORE AWESOME?