Fourth of July is one of those holidays that inevitably leads me to think I need a little “detox.” Less beer, definitelyless hot dogs, and less time spent at parties hovering around the chip bowl so they’re always within arms reach. Therefore, this weekend I ask you to join me in a full body and soul detox – clean eating, no booze, and good ol’ fashioned laughs to clean out the system.

We can start it off right now, too, with two videos that are just flat out joys: the drunk Seal impersonator, and the best straight-faced weather man I’ve ever seen.

The uploader claims he came in from a night of heavy drinking and and decided the best course of action was to film himself serenading his cat with 90s Seal hit, “Kiss From a Rose.” It is every bit as romantic as the original.

Then again, there’s talent oozing from this Virginia weatherman too:

The straight face? The 100% honest delivery? Fantastic.

But who is the best? It’s up to you… let us know in the comments!