Some days it’s tough to find enough content that’s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange.

Other days, I can’t STOP running into weird sh*t.

Take the following two videos, which feature a die-hard Dallas fan who can’t keep a tune to save his life, and a Ron Paul 2012 supporter who is having a bit of trouble making any sort of sense at all. Which is more awesome? (Note: my vote goes to drunk Ron Paul supporter for the classic line, “what is the legal limit of HURTING SOMEONE?!”)