We’ve seen some pretty awesome Avatar costumes for Halloween this year that rival the actual CGI characters in the movie. There are movie SFX quality prosthetics and body painters out there that will make you more Na’vi than Jake Sully ever was. This costume, on the other hand, has a couple problems:

1) Are those just dyed Ace bandages wrapped all around his body? If so, I’d rather not imagine the scent that’ll come from that costume after a few hours of “cosplaying.” One time my cousin had some of those around his sprained ankle for a weekend and it smelled like someone sharted into a t-shirt and wrapped it around a sweaty foot. No thanks.

2) That scanned and printed mask he’s got going on there gives me the impression that he Silence of the Lambs-ed that face off of someone and attached it to his own. Terrifying or most terrifying? I can’t decide.

3) The price. 400 bucks?! YEAH, RIGHT. Nice try, Etsy.

P.S – what poor stuffed animal is he suffocating under there? Save yourself little buddy!