A new sex toy producer is claiming that their toy is capable of producing “third-level orgasms” in women who use it. Instead of making people go SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, it’s leaving most bloggers scratching their heads and saying, “uh wut?”

Have YOU ever heard of a third-level orgasm?

According to sex-toy maker Anne Summer, the Ultimate G is “made from soft silicone,” and “the main shaft of the vibrator (with multiple pleasure “bumps”) targets the G-spot while the twin outer arms target the inner clitoris (the big guy under the surface, not the hood).”

Sounds great, right? Here’s where it gets confusing. With all those fancy bumps and arms, Anne Summer claims that the toy will give users a “third-level orgasm,” which she defines as “the highest part of the female orgasm and is the most intense and lasting, giving a deep sense of fulfillment and satisfaction.”

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? There is no actual biological or medical or even PHYSICAL definition, it’s just a foofy, abstract, erotic-fiction word that it seems Summer pulled out of her ass to get people to buy her toy. On the other hand, maybe third-level orgasms are like lucid dreams – people say they have experienced them, but there’s not really much way to scientifically prove they exist.

Needless to say, we’re interested to hear from any ladies or guys out there who have any input on orgasm levels. Have you experienced a THIRD-LEVEL orgasm?

**psst… it gets better; there’s a FOURTH level: “This is the magical state in which the two life force energies coming together truly create a new energy – Quodoushka Energy or Orende which can be used for healing, for manifesting desires into physical reality, for expanding the lairen or just for pleasure. (Sweet Medicine Chuluaqui Quodoushka)”

Via Jezebel