Alright, alright. College Humor did it again. I said they were hit or miss, and just to mess with me they’ve been hitting all over the place. Take this video, for example. In this uncomfortably accurate Space Jam parody, those of us who loved the original (shout out to my 90s kids, what what?) get a glimpse at how the story might have gone if it had starred Le Douche Lebron instead of King Perfect Michael Jordan.

Had the story gone like this, I might not still have the Space Jam soundtrack on my iPod just kidding I don’t because that would be weird and lame, um, anyway haha k bye.