It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well.

Welp, it’s Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were planning on having, because we will never have them ever again. They are dead, and all that is left is this nightmare, repeating over and over and over.