Charlie Sheen is so effed up that he get his own “TROUBLE TIMELINE”: [TMZ]

Diddy’s son made honor roll at school so obviously he took him to get ice cream bought him a$405,000 Maybach Limousine [Dlisted]

According to tabloids, J-Timberlake has banged 90% of the actresses in Hollywood. To which I say BRAVO. [TheSuperficial]

Audrina Patridge stripped down for a company no one cares about but WHATEVS, I’ll take it [TooFab]

Megan Fox was not so Fox as a baby, in fact she compared herself to Steve Buscemi [Celebuzz]

The custody battle between Halle Berry and whoever that guy was BEGINS: [HuffingtonPost]

The Biebs got booed. [TheBlemish]