Yours truly is taking a much needed VAY-CAY to Temecula wine country today, so for the next 48 hours, you’re on your own. I set up a Weekend To-Dos for tomorrow, and there are leftovers in the fridge so warm them up for yourself for dinner because MAMA’S GOIN’ OUT.

Dear God, Jessica Simpson looks like what I am going to look like in 24 hours. [HollywoodTuna]

The Oscar nominees are up… wait, that show is still on? [Celebuzz]

Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly make Twincest fantasies acceptable: [TheSuperficial]

Jennifer Love Hewitt bought 3 engagement rings for herself. You know, JUST IN CASE. [Dlisted]

The cast of Jersey Shore is headed to Italy, and SHOCKER, Italy is not stoked. [TMZ]

Katie Holmes’ new movie screening gets a “collective groan.” I am not kidding. [UsMagazine]

Oprah is accepting new family members!!! EVERYONE FORM A CALM LINE, PLEASE. [People]

Will.I.Am got a second job. AT INTEL. [OhNoTheyDidn’t]