As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is goin’ on a VAY-CAY! PEACE OUT.

There is a 3rd Harold and Kumar coming out for Christmas, and it’s in 3D, of COURSE. [TheBlemish]

Gwyneth Paltrow made a list of things she “can’t live without.” Funny because she’s on my list of “things I want to bury alive.” [TheSuperficial]

Speaking of 3D, Kim Kardashian is in 3D on the cover of a magazine which is something I’ve never wanted. [Celebuzz]

The Barefoot Bandit is getting a movie deal. (admittedly I would totally watch this) [Gawker]

The chick who Alex Trebek tackled might be going to jail for a long time. GOOD RIDDANCE FOR $400, ALEX. [Dlisted]

Nothing says “good decision making” like getting married 3 months after your divorce, amirite? [TheSuperficial]

Rebecca Black was bullied into being homeschooled. DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING. [JustJared]