Katy Perry’s hair color choice is national news. In less important  news, some kids don’t have food. [JustJared]

Gwyneth Paltrow is the worst, but magazines love her. Quite the conundrum [Dlisted]

There is an ethnic model with a sex-tape scandal on America’s Next Top Model. I smell RATINGS! [Gawker]

Samantha Ronson’s DUI mug shot is exactly what you expected. [People]

In Hollywood, people throw “dueling parties.” Normal stuff for normal people, you know. [Gatecrasher]

Did you know that it’s possible to receive $46,000 a month for CHILD SUPPORT? It is. [Yeeeah]

This Bossip headline is almost as ridiculous as the story it’s describing. [Bossip]

Bam Margera got a tattoo of Ryan Dunn above his armpit, because respect. [TheBlemish]