Here’s a list of the most shocking celeb splits of the summer thus far. I think I have a much different definition of “shocking.” [Celebuzz]

Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are friends again, which means Paris must REALLY miss fame. [TheSuperficial]

Meatloaf is old. [Dlisted]

Patricia Clarkson will play Tammy One in the new Parks and Rec season, which is only excited if you love both PClark and PRec, which I do. [AV Club]

Oh man. Kristin Cavallari is in the new Life&Style, trying on wedding dresses. EESH. Awkward party of one, your table is ready. [TheBlemish]

Look at this totally normal, not-creepy picture of Lady Gaga! (Just kidding) [HollywoodRag]

Soulja Boy has $50 million dollars for his own JET? HOW IS THIS WORLD FAIR? [Dlisted]