This is the second Memorial Day weekend in a row where San Diego has dropped to sub-Artic temperatures, so pardon me if I come off a bit abrasive in this post.

Charlie Sheen’s selling his house to YouPorn.com as part of his “Clean Up My Image Just Kidding Never” tour. [TheSuperficial]

Tony Romo got married, does not change peoples’ feelings about the Cowboys. [Dlisted]

Brad Pitt and Angelina tell their kids when Mommy and Daddy are gonna bone down. Could they get any cooler? [USAWeekend]

Well, now they’re talking about marriage. Minus one coolness point. [JustJared]

We applaud Jude Law for not pulling a John Travolta and trying to hide his rapidly balding dome. [TheBlemish]

Here’s the preview for “The Girl With a Dragon Tattoo,” which I still don’t have any idea about. [Celebuzz]

Man sends bomb threat because of Two and a Half Men re-runs. Someone give the guy a medal! [PopEater]