Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted]

Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker]

Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn’t expect based on what he’s put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial]

Not only is Will.i.am a person who thinks he makes “lyrical miracles,” he also demands a woman have BABY WIPES by her toilet. [TheBlemish]

Donald Trump he actually played a part in releasing Obama’s birth certificate. WOOF. [TMZ]

Paris Hilton’s says it must have been a lookalike that almost hit someone earlier this week. I’m sure it’s her twin with the cocaine and the sex tape, too. [TheSuperficial]

Nic Cage may be charged with child abuse? That might actually be the toughest thing he’s ever done. [HollywoodGossip]

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are engaged. Maybe finally he’ll get rid of that killer double chin. [ChicagoTribune]

Is it a dog? Is it a burn victim? NO! It’s KESHA! [TheSuperficial]

Best part of the Royal Wedding? This little satanic looking child, for sure: [Dlisted]

January Jones is preggs and WAY too many people care about it. [Gawker]