Chris Brown is not quite cured of the Rage Virus [TMZ]

Apparently that’s enough to make his publicist JUMP SHIP. [TheBlemish]

Lindsey Lohan wants to be known as just “Lindsey,” because you know, she’s in the same boat as Oprah and Beyonce. [TheSuperficial]

Neither is Michael Lohan [TheBlemish]

Paris Hilton apparently told someone she hates black guys, as if we didn’t already all know that. [TheSuperficial]

That 17 year old girl you’ve all been making fun of is about to be a millionaire. GREAT. [Dlisted]

Charlie Sheen kissed Jimmy Kimmel. Perfectly normal, move along.  [Hollywood Reporter]

Tiger Woods has a new… ahem, “girl” friend [Popeater]

Ghostface Killah is looking for interns [BuzzFeed]

RIP Elizabeth Taylor, the philanthropic actress and beauty who helped us all realize marriage is kind of a joke [TheHuffingtonPost]

Someone took pictures of Jessica Alba before she went and got herself pregs [TheBlemish]

Sweet God in heaven they are filming Men in Black 3 MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED [JustJared]