Didja notice we totally spaced on our Hump Day Hottie post? Don’t blame us. Blame the guy that tried to f*ck a drink cart. He messed with our brains. This morning though, we realized that CRAP, we didn’t give you your mid-week dose of sexy, so we decided to instead kick off your weekend with some luscious not-so-little lumps. It’s only the morning, but hopefully this shot from photographer Donnell Marsh will help you get through the last few pumps of work before you EXPLODE all over the weekend (see what we did there? heh heh).

Check out this mysterious angel from above, will you?

Holy booty, Batman! That thing may be the most perfect caboose we’ve ever seen. Combined with teeny-tiny waist and a face that could start a war, and you have a woman who we REALLY wish we could run into at the clubs every weekend, instead of the sweaty-faced sloppy hot messes we tend to see. WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS HEAVENLY BEING? SOMEONE TELL US!

Until then, beautiful lady, whoever you are – congratulations on winning our prestigious Hump Day Hottie Weekend Woman Crush award! And to Donnell, YOU DONE GOOD. This chick is the sexiest, and the perfect motivation to make it through the rest of this Friday.

Have a great weekend, everyone! Get booty!