So, the countdown is on. In less than 36 hours, we might all be living in hell on Earth, assuming a withered raisin head is also telepathic. I hope you brought your dancing shoes out of retirement, because whether or not the Earth erupts in flames tomorrow evening or not (hint: it’s not), we’ve got to treat tonight like its our last on the planet. This is BCU’s Weekend To-Dos, Judgment Day edition!

1. Throw an end of the world party tonight

Print this out. Read it, learn it, love it.

2. Have a PHENOMENAL Saturday brunch.

Use a site like Yelp.com to hunt down the best brunch in your city. Great search terms to use are “brunch buffet,” “bottomless mimosas,” and “bloody Mary bar.” God is supposed to vacuum up all the believers sometime before sunset, so if you eat and drink enough before the afternoon, you can nap right through the apocalypse.

If the apocalypse ends up happening:

3. Um. Woopsie?

If the apocalypse doesn’t end up happening (hint: it’s not going to):

3. Tune into FamilyRadio.com for the Post-Apocalyptic drinking game

I hate giving the ridiculous website any traffic, but come on. We’re all gonna wanna know what that partially unwrapped mummy is going to say come Sunday morning. I imagine it will be something along the lines of what he said the LAST TIME he predicted the Rapture, so prepare yourself for a whole lot of backpeddling and absolutely no apologies for wasting millions of dollars on false advertising. Gather your friends around a your computer for a little FamilyRadio drinking game:

• Pick either the word “repent,” “salvation,” or “damnation.” Every time that word is spoken, drink.
• Every time someone mentions October 21st (when God is apparently supposed to blow up the Earth), everyone take a drink.
• Anytime a Bible verse is quoted, the last person to point to the sky take a drink.
• If Harold Camping has a heart attack on the air, everyone drinks.

Well guys, this might be the last time we chat (hint: it won’t be), so if the internet is dissolved and a massive earthquake destroys the world… well… WE HAD A GOOD RUN, HUH?

Happy weekend, weekend warriors! See you on the other side!