The Emmy’s happened last night, and (SHOCKER) people looked super glamorous, kind of gross, expectedly bonerific, freshly divorced, and downright inspiring. (All via DailyMail)

Oh, and everyone seemed to forget to show pictures of the Game of Thrones cast, which is BLASPHEMY ON ALL LEVELS, so here are a couple shots of khaleesi and my future lover Robb Stark on the red carpet looking EXTRA SEXY. [Lainey Gossip]

Here are the people that actually won awards. Bo-ring. Bring on the nip slips, I say. [FoxNews]

Kanye West’s lawyer has issued a cease and desist letter regarding the legendary Kim Kardashian look-a-like sex tape, which means ZINGOOOOO IT’S TOTALLY REEEEEALLLLL! [AllHipHop]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt hosted SNL and my 90s crush on Tommy Solomon of 3rd Rock From the Sun was re-ignited. [BuzzFeed]

Billie Joe-Armstrong of Green Day is going to rehab after this delightful little meltdown at the iHeartRadio Festival [YouTube]

Football stuff happened, but most importantly, some idiot ran on the field in Baltimore for over a minute. [DeadSpin]

Some other idiot jumped into a tiger den at the Bronx zoo and, surprise surprise, got his dumb foot eaten. [Gawker]

Soulja Boy is getting sued for smashing his Bentley into someone and then posting a video online pulling the race card. Think before you speak post-crap-on-YouTube, people! [TMZ]

If you bought an iPhone with Verizon, you get an extra-special-secret gift! It works on AT&T’s network too! Hooray? [HuffPo]