A US ambassador and several staff members were killed in Libya, reports claim the violence is in response to YouTube video mocking the prophet Mohammed [MSN]

The Onion posted a SHOCKING (VERY NSFW) response to the recent Libyan violence outbreaks [The Onion]

Lindsey Lohan is annoyed that Amanda Bynes hasn’t gone to jail yet. Disney vs Nickelodeon, the damaged child star showdown! [TMZ]

A rodeo clown that promises “good clean family fun always” told a super racist Michelle Obama joke. Sidenote: there are still rodeos?[Gawker]

Roger Moore (aka James Bond) says he’s slept with more women than 007. He’s had a lot of time to rack up the numbers considering he’s 200 84-years-old. [Daily Mail]

Rumors are flyin’ that there may be some “intimate footage” of Prince William and Kate. Me want. [The Superficial]

Kourtney Kardashian pulled another baby out of herself. Beautiful display of human life at its most miraculous, or super gross and slimy? You decide. [Radar Online]