“Reluctant Hero” Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, died at 82. RIP [NY Times]

An elderly Spanish woman destroyed a priceless fresco by painting what looks like a hairy beast over Jesus’ face. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. [The World]

Todd Akin, a Missouri US representative, thinks that women who get raped aren’t able to get pregnant. He’s a very smart guy, obvs. [HuffPo]

It’s Hurricane Season! [LA Times]

LAPD decided to get back to their roots, by beating the ever living sh*t out of a random dude [TMZ]

Snooki’s spawn has arrived [The Superficial