Here are all the winners of the Golden Globes because I’m sure you care so much. [Celebuzz]

There was another theater shooting in San Diego. Lovely. [ABC News]

Is the Coachella lineup coming out today? [Press-Enterprise]

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are engaged. That’s the sound of a thousand hearts breaking around the world. [ Twitter]

A 20-year-old in Atlanta allegedly shot an officer in the face. His mugshot shows why you shouldn’t shoot an officer in the face. Warning: it’s gory. [Gawker]

Bradley Cooper denied that he is dating Jennifer Lawrence because he’s “old enough to be her father.” SO WHAT DO IT GOD IT WOULD BE SO HOT. [Daily Mail]

Lindsay Lohan thinks people should seriously just do their f***ing job. Yep. Lindsay. That one. [The Blemish]

Quentin Tarantino dropped an N-bomb at the Golden Globes. People are not pleased. [Dlisted]