Jessica Simpson’s friend Cacee Cobb married Donald Faison from Scrubs. Zach Braff was there too! [E Online]

That Miley Cyrus is a CLASS ACT. [TheSuperficial]

Meet some of the heroic teachers that saved the children at Sandy Hook Elementary. [BuzzFeed]

Martin Short and Paul McCartney visited SNL this weekend! [Videogum]

The creeps at 4Chan successfully made Kim Jong-Un Time’s Person of the Year [Guardian]

President Obama met with some of the families affected by the Sandy Hook massacre. WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE? [Daily Mail]

That nurse that killed herself in the UK blamed the radio DJs in her suicide note. GUILT PARTY! [Radar Online]

We all have Honey Boo Boo to thank for a surge in REDNECK PORN OH MY GOD EW [TMZ