WAG Books Holiday TWO DAYS Before World Cup Exit
A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006. It gave us at BCU the impression that maybe these ladies are a little bit… well, inconsiderate, perhaps. Then we looked a little more into the events which preempted this decision (cheating and/or being drunk ho-hos) and decided that these “women” were kind of awful.
And then we heard this, and decided that some WAGs are straight up B-words with a capital B. And a capital rest of the word.
Wayne Rooney and his lady, Colleen McLoughlin, were seen heading to Heathrow airport yesterday to jet off to Barbados for a relaxing getaway. What’s so bad about this, BCU? you might ask. That sounds pleasant after getting ousted from the World Cup, you might think. The crappy part of this comes in when you learn that Miss McLoughlin booked the trip TWO DAYS BEFORE ENGLAND LOST.
Here are the only three reasons she could have done this.
1) She assumed England was going to lose. (B****)
2) She wasn’t sure if they were going to win, but booked it anyway. (B****)
3) She thought they might win, and planned on going anyway, leaving her husband unsupported by his wife as she globetrotted from Barbados to a cruise to a ten day Vegas extravaganza. (Super B****)
I don’t know about you, but… all signs point to B****.
Full Story at the Daily Mail