Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you think it is:

Pouring Vodka Into Your Eyeball!

I mean, I suppose it’s only logical, right? Like, JEEZ, GUYS, I’m getting sooo tired of holding this glass and bringing it to my mouth and UGH don’t get me started on swallowing, it’s SO tough! So instead I think we should start pouring it directly into our eye sockets, because that is an intelligent, logical thing to do with a substance that is essentially poison! Yay!