Continuing with today’s apparent “female anatomy in unexpected places” theme, and building on our past “keep your vagina in your pants, please” Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress:

So, um. I don’t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, WTF?! I am truly, truly hoping that the white dress in the picture was just the unfortunate recipient of a slightly creepy joke wherein some weird person attached an incredibly accurate replica of a human vagina to it. As a joke.  Great joke! I am laughing! Haha! Vaginas in places they do not belong!

However, I have a feeling that this is not a joke. The title of the page that I found this on says “feminist wedding dress,” which leads me to believe that some crazy-ass woman convinced some p****-whipped guy to marry her, but then when he proposed said, “yes, but only if you let me keep my last name. And also let me attach a massive satin vagina to the front of my wedding dress. And I mean massive. Like literally 4 square feet of anatomically correct VAGINA, with the labias spread, on my wedding dress. ” (That, coincidentally, is reason #2,009 not to get married.)

As I’ve said before, we love your vaginas, ladies. They are great, and they do great things whilst attached to your torso. So, just a tip – keep them there.