USB Vibrator Slash Storage Unit
Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT AWESOME, you know that our society is working with a lot more than just big latex dildos.
With the introduction of the Duet, though, we cross the line from ‘intriguing’ to ‘practical but also really weird and kind of gross.’ From NY Daily News:
The Duet is a new, sleek, multispeed, waterproof vibrator – and it doubles as a USB drive with up to 16GB of storage.
Imagine: going to town on yourself in the bathtub with a tiny memory stick full of data sheets and Excel files. Brings a whole new meaning to multi-task, doesn’t it?
Its designers, Ti Chang and Michael Topolovac developed the product to help women who were frustrated with the batteries, cords, and other confusing charging systems of other vibrators. The Duet plugs in and charges directly from your laptop, and looks nothing like a vibrator, to minimize the awkwardness when someone shows up unplanned at your door.
My only question is, what if you put some files on your Duet, have a little “me time,” and then pass the drive over to a co-worker without, erm, “sanitizing” it? Awwwwwwkward!