I don’t know if any of you have ever smoked marijuana. Have you? I mean, I haven’t. Obviously, because it is against the law, and I am a law-abiding citizen who never does anything that is against the law. BUT, if I did partake in the smoking of marijuana drugs, WHICH I DON’T, I would probably be really interested in a strain of pot that has been showing up in LA smoke shops:

If I were a law-breaking dirtbag who smoked marijuana, which, let me reiterate, I am NOT, I would probably call around to LA marijuana shops to find specifically where one might be able to obtain some Usain Bolt OG indica pot because I bet that sh*t gets you hiiiiiiiigh. The only detail source TMZ provides is that it’s been spotted at “multiple weed dispensaries in the Orange County area” which IS NOT NEARLY SPECIFIC ENOUGH – um, for… you know, a gross low life who might be looking for it.

In FACT, I think someone should contact me with the details as to which dispensaries carry this strain of devil’s oregano so that I can drive up there and give them my money in exchange for a taste a piece of my mind. Shameful.

(call me)