Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye!  ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn’t poisonous, or else you AND your lady would end up with the hospital with elephantitis of the private parts! Think about THAT!

— Someone’s creepy grandpa

Nowadays, condoms are getting all sorts of newfangled. Flavors, vibrations, colors, lubricants… condoms have basically become as pimp-able as your ride. Trojan’s new “Fire and Ice” condoms are no exception — they have a “warming and tingling” lubricant, which apparently “brings more passion and excitement.”

According to the product testers at Asylum, though, it feels like like “passion” and more like “acid rain and ice cubes running over your skin” (not an actual quote).

read more about the disastrous testing at the source.