It is always funny to me that after a storm, a fire, a robbery, a murder, a rape, a kidnapping, or any other big news-worthy tragedy, that reporters manage to hone in on the most air-headed person in the entire city to interview about their important input on the event. For the sake of YouTube, I hope it continues because it is pretty hilarious, but for the sake of legitimizing local news, I would say they should try and find someone to interview once who isn’t drunk, stoned, or screaming his head off in a comedic fashion.

Take this gentleman, for example, who was affected recently by a tornado in his hometown. He and his friend were eating lunch in his friends car (by the way, I know what that means. I went to high school too, and that’s absolutely code for “hotboxing a car and getting the munchies”) when the tornado struck, and his friend convinced him to remain in the car instead of running for cover.

The results were, at the minimum, tragic.