Sure, Germany was the launching point of one of the most detestable wars this Earth has or ever will see, but that aside, the Germans have given us some great stuff. The first automobile, beer, sausage, Oktoberfest (beer), birth control, beer… I mean, really, could you conduct yourself for a day without the many inventions that our lederhosen-sporting brethren have given us? I think not.

And just to add to the ingenuity of this glorious country, they are the official leader of “Nude Sledging,” which can be translated into “Hot Blonde German Chicks Sledding Down a Hill All Naked and Stuff.”