Editors note: this post should be taken as a joke. Pick up lines may not be as successful as the writer believes. Do not use on women who have larger biceps than you, they may punch you. Do not use while menstruating. If you are a male and menstruating, consult a doctor.

In a world where you can hit up a potential booty call via text, SnapChat, Tweet, FaceTime, IG messenger, FB messenger, or Kik, there is something special about actually flirting face to face. However, when we’re all so awkward around each other from years of hiding behind computers and cell phone screens, it’s easy to get too nervous to approach that sexy single you see across the bar, sand, or coffee-accessorizing-station. So what’s the easiest way to go about getting the attention of someone you’re totally into?

WELL DUH, PICK UP LINES, OBVS.

1. Girl, you so hot I’m getting a sunburn! Will you rub some aloe on me?

2. (While at the beach) There may be a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home!

3. (While IN the water) Are you the Little Mermaid? Cause I wanna be PART OF YOUR WORLD.

4. Mind if I roast some s’mores over you? Cause you’re on FIRE TONIGHT.

5. Is that sunscreen on your bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?

6. I don’t know if its Earth’s current angle to the sun or those shorts, but it is HOT in here!

What are YOUR favorite summertime pick up lines? Let us know in the comments!

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