Whether it’s a drunken night in Vegas, a bachelor party, or some sort of broken-hearted need for attention, going to a strip club is usually about having fun, and watching some hotties take their clothes off for you. But sometimes, as exemplified by these photos, watching a stripper can be equivalent to a train wreck: so disturbing you can’t look away.

1) The Bad Parent Fail

We’ve all seen the pictures of girls stripping while an infant looks on in the background. This, in my humble opinion, is so much worse. Not only is that little girl at the most impressionable age of her life, but her creepy pervy dad is snapping photos with his cell! This is parenting at its best!

2) The Overly-Confident Fail

I’m all for a girl embracing her size, and throwing all inhibitions to the wind, but wow. The look on that guys face in the background says it all: A mix of fear, intrigue, and slight nausea.

3) The Doesn’t-Care Fail

If my keen sense of nerd-perception is correct- and I think it is- this is a LAN party. These kids may be playing World of Warcraft or some similar acne-inducing game. All I’m sayin’ is, come on guys. This may be the closest to a naked woman you ever get. PUT THE CONTROLLER DOWN.

4) The Soon-To-Be Stripper Fail

This is the ultimate in low expectations. No astronaut Barbie, no doctor set, just a doll who is “just paying for college.” (Also, the second bullet point says “Interesting,” which is the exact adjective that comes to mind when you talk to strippers!)

5) The WTF Fail

Because nothing says sexy like an obese, nearsighted dwarf in a thong and matching black socks.

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