It’s a long weekend for your blogger truly – I’ll be taking the afternoon and Monday off for MUH BIRFDAY – but let’s kick off said the weekend, as usual, with SEXY SEXY ADVICE and a REMINDER TO KEEP ENTERING OBC’S MILLION DOLLAR SWEEPSTAKES!

This week: top 5 ways to make November sexy!

1. Keep that bod in tip-top summer shape

It’s super easy to put on a few L-Bs once the temperature starts dropping. DON’T LET THAT HAPPEN! Fall is the perfect running season, and the gym is no longer summer-busy. We know it’s hard to get yourself out of bed early enough to fit in a workout, but do it and you’ll have extra energy and look amazing… then you can stay in bed all day during the weekend – with a super sexy someone.

2. Bust out the red wine

Now that it’s not a thousand degrees outside, skip the beer and icy cocktails and go for a glass of red wine. Not only will it warm your insides, but it might even amp up your sex life!

3. Candles! Jazz music! Fireplaces!

Sure it’s cheesy, but it’s also pretty much proven that lighting a few candles, putting on some jazz (or R&B if that’s more your style), and having a crackling fireplace makes people straight up HORNY. Maybe you can’t do all three, but pick two and make ’em happen. You won’t be sorry. Oh, and if it happens to be raining outside? HOO-EEE. Even better!

4. Take a cabin getaway

If you’ve got the opportunity and the resources, take your booty call on a little fall weekend getaway. Away from reality TV and nightclubs and the smell of Burger King, you two will have a ton of free time to get busy. Bring a bottle of wine and some sultry lingerie and you won’t need to leave the house all weekend! Oh – and remember, if you referred the most people to OBC in November, you’ll have an extra $500 to upgrade your little cabin to something a little fancier.

5. … and invite a crowd, ifyaknowwhatImean

Found a cabin that sleeps eight? Well then, INVITE EIGHT, add the above ingredients and see if you can make a stew… like, you know, a sexy people stew. Like, a bunch of people in one bed stew. AN ORGY. We’re talking about orgies.

Maybe your November won’t end in a mind-blowing-cabin-orgy, but with any luck you’ll be rolling around in fallen leaves with a sexy booty call you met right here on OBC. And remember – refer enough friends and you’ll be up to $500 richer by next month – just in time for WINTER ORGIES. Hell yes!

Have a great weekend, and don’t forget to login to OBC, upload pics, and refer friends – there are 3 months left until the Million Dollar Blowout!

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