If you can’t tell by the second Football-themed post in three days, we at BCU are getting geared up for the most important day of the year: the Super Bowl. We’re just as disappointed as anyone that the Chargers’ penalty-flagged their way out of the game, but come on, guys! Football, beer, and hilarious commercials about beer? We’ll take it. So in the spirit of football and our love of booty, we bring you our top 5 hottest NFL cheer squads, courtesy of Coed magazine.

5. The Carolina Panthers

Two Panther cheerleaders were once kicked out of a club for getting caught having sex in a bathroom. Let that sink in for a moment.

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Back before those sexy, pirate themed outfits were created, the Tampa cheerleaders danced around in an outfit that’s color was reminiscent of a regurgitated creamsicle. Luckily, someone came around and demanded a change, and now the Tampa cheerleaders rock the hottest costumes ever made.

3. Denver Broncos

The poor folks of Denver. Having to deal with high crime-rates, miserable air pressure, and a depressing end of the season. Worst of all is the fact that due to the freezing temperatures, Denver fans rarely get to see these bombshell beauties in anything less than a curve-hugging tracksuit. WHAT A WASTE!

2. San Diego Chargers

Ah yes, BCU’s home team. Beyond the great nightlife, perfect weather, and miles of beaches, here is another reason to move to San Diego. We get to watch those ladies dance almost every Sunday wearing next to nothing. Beat that, Jets, you jerks.

1. Dallas Cowboys

Don’t judge us for picking the obvious! How can you say no to a dance team in booty shorts and cowboy boots?! There is a reason they made a show about the try-outs for the Cowboy cheerleaders. They are absolutely, 100%, no-questions-asked, the hottest cheer squad in America. It’s a fact.