Top 5 Hottest Christmas Movie Babes
Yeah, yeah, I know, Christmas movies are about getting that warm, fuzzy, family-lovin’ feeling in your heart. Whatever, we still believe in the magic of Christmas sexiness, and these ladies show that you can have a great holiday movie that gets you feeling warm and fuzzy in… well… other places.
1. The Lingerie/Pool Girl from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Pro: She’s in your pool. With no clothes on. She’s beckoning to you to join her. Con: She’s actually a figment of your imagination, and your deadbeat brother’s kid just ruined the whole fantasy for you.
2. Elizabeth Banks in Fred Clause
Full confession, I’ve never seen this movie. But based on the still above, we should, cause HOT DAMN she’s lookin good in that tiny Mrs. Clause outfit.
3. Jovie, from Elf
This adorably underpaid mall elf has the heart to fall for an seemingly deranged dude who thinks he knows Santa. So she’s either the sweetest girl alive, or a little unbalanced herself. Either way, she showers in the mall bathroom, so… I’m alright with it.
4. Donna from Friday After Next
We can see why she’s called the black Angelina Jolie, but honestly, we think she’s hotter. And she makes the Christmas version of the Friday series a little warmer.
So what if it’s made of plastic, inanimate, and extremely gaudy? That leg lamp, clad in heels and fishnets, was enough to get any little boy turned on. Get it? It’s a lamp joke. Shut up.
6. Lauren Graham, from Bad Santa
Even though Miss Graham showed up on our Top 5 list of most awkward sex scenes, we can’t deny her hottness. Even if we were creeped out by her Santa fetish (we were) she at least drew attention away from the detestably diseased Billy Bob Thorton.
5. Kiera Knightley, from Love Actually
While this movie’s cheesy-factor tops the charts, at least we get to drool over the sexy British Kiera Knightley. So while the lady next to you is distracted, sniffling away at how romantic the story is, you can admire the hotness in total secrecy. Score!