Gift giving is a tough subject. You never know who you’re supposed to be getting a gift for, or how much money you should spend, or whether or not they’ll even like what you choose. And when you aren’t in a relationship with some, but you are definitely “CLOSE” (ifyaknowhwatImean-hint-hint), it’s extra tough to figure out if you should get them a gift.

So, for the first time ever, we bring you a no-fail list of gifts for that special someone who occasionally shares your bed but not always only when you’re horny. Here is BCU’s top 5 list of things to buy your booty call!

For a dude:

1. Cosmopolitan’s Satisfy a Woman Every Single Time

At just over $12, this will be the gift that keeps on giving. Sure, Cosmo is notorious for giving miserable, borderline evil sex advice to women, but we imagine they know what they’re talking about in this book. Ladies, this book will be a gift to your fave booty call, but it’s also a gift to yourself ;)… just make sure to preface it with “NOT THAT YOU NEED IT BUT…”

For a lady:

2. Champagne and chocolate

And I don’t mean some M&Ms and a bottle of Andre. Shell out $20 and you can get a semi-decent bottle of wine and a box of Godiva chocolates that will, with any luck, get you BOTH in the mood!

3. A coupon for a massage (or more)

If you’re low on funds this year (and um, who isn’t?) print out a “coupon” for your booty call to redeem for one 30 minute massage, foot rub, or something a little more on the erotic side! Make it official by specifying an expiration date and adding terms and conditions, like “may not occur before 9pm and must be naked at time of redemption.”

4. These SEXY calendars

The 2012 “Reading is Sexy” calendar might not being as elite as its Pirelli cousin, but it still features 12 sexy months of near-naked hotties in the middle of a very hot act… READING! Not what you expected? Well, we promise, it’s just as risque as you’d want. Plus, 100% of the proceeds go to buying books for children who have none, so you can feel good about your purchase. Remember, reading is sexy, and so is being charitable!

5. The gift of health

We might not be able to keep away those winter colds, but you can ensure your (and your booty call’s) sexual health this holiday season by giving them a box of condoms! And over at Condomania, the options are endless, from glow in the dark to super ribbed or even CUSTOM FIT. This holiday season, say NO to STDs and pregnancy (but yes to fun hook ups) by scooping these up for your favorite booty call… or yourself!