There are just some women in the world you do NOT want to piss off. Drunk girls, PMS-ing girls, and girls with linebacker-sized boyfriends come to mind. However, did you know there are in fact linebacker-sized ladies? It’s true. And they, beyond all others, are women you don’t want to piss off.

This seems to be a youngin’. Although her biceps still strike fear into my heart, to most female bodybuilders, she is just shameful. Look at those normally shaped breasts and still ladylike face. Fail!

I imagine this one’s name is Jenny, or Suzie. Or some other sweet, Southern name. You might flirt with her in a bar, until she got a little warm and took off her jacket. Good God! Those shoulders!

Now we’re starting to get into the big dogs. This orange-skinned beauty is really trying to fem it up, with the booty shorts and camisole. Too bad they don’t detract from the manliest torso I have ever laid eyes on.

Cheryl-Lynn here is modelling the fanciest in bodybuilder fashion… The sparkly, bedazzled bikini top. Held together with industrial grade steel to discourage tearing, it also does a great job of distracting the viewer from her frightening, demon-like stare.

Our golden girl. As you can see, her penny-tinted skin and crazy misshapen pecs make her appear to be in the peak of physical fitness. While you might not immediately approach her in a bar, she might approach you. And then there will be no escaping that sex appeal. Literally, no escaping.

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